Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
