I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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