it was like eating out sand paper
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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