big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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