dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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