It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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