Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Naked Twister starts at high noon
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
