throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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