ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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