I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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