i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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