break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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