Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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