How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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