We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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