Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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