How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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