We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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