is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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