when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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