your room smells of hookers.
And success
never play flip cup with pint glasses
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
