Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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