whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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