Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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