well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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