Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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