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That's intense
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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