Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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