the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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