sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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