i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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