Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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