You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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