Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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