ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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