That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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