She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Even my vagina gasped.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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