I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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