So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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