I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dignity is for republicans.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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