Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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