Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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