Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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