Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(954): View more from Florida

Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend

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(775): View more from Nevada

He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.

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(509): View more from Washington

There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle

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(562): View more from California

When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.

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(949): View more from California

My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING

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