thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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