found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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