it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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