i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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