was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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