I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Semen is not good for contacts.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
