My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
