I'm gonna have a badass scar
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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