I bet he comes in French.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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