On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
