i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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